Advice Dog dispensing more advice than ever

This cute little guy first emerged from the ‘chan cesspool and blipped on our image macro radar way the heck back in June 2008. Been downright invading my dashboard lately… seems to be spreading!
More images on Macrochan or Dramatica. ED article was created June 24.

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advice dog proved furries are awesome (he’s a furry)
courage wolf is also a furry, awesome for win
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Advice dog was Hitlers astronomer! Thanks, Advice Dog!
Moar!
Advice Dog is always right. Firing guns while drunk IS much more fun. Thanks Advice Dog!
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ICAME
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If Advice Dog were on a comercial
it would be narrated by Billy fucking Mays
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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
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We have 2 dogs from a rescue group. They are brothers, and we have had them one year. We were told they were “too much” for a young man to handle because his job respnsibilites got too great, and so he gave them to his parents on a farm, where they lived for a while, who thyen gave the dogs to a rescue group. We got both dogs, who seemed affectionate, and rambunctious. Then about 60 days after owning them, one dog, Teddy, began doing more snarling and even biting of any one visiting us. For one year now – since that time, we have not been able to cure Teddy of his snarling and biting. My own brother has been bitten twice – he’s a guitar player, and was bitten on the hand last time – so he’s staying away from here for the most part. Our kids are 12 and 14 – and they love the dogs. We tried a 8-week course last spring, and 4 different trainers have come over here for an hour each time. Any suggestions? THanks
LAWL at Steve. HE is looking for advice about dogs on a thread entitled Advice dog…..not Advice for Dogs LOLOLOLOLOLOL. BUt you should prolly just get drunk and find a gun to get rid of those biting bastards. ON another note.
Advice Dog told me to get drunk and find a gun. Now I am serving a life sentence for murder! At least I dont have to fight my family for the computer anymore! THANKS ADVICE DOG!!!!!!
Advice dog is kind of a dick.
Advice dog helped me spread the Swine flu, thanks advice dog!
Advice dog helped me go on 180 man killing spree, then helped me hide in a elderly person’s corpse in a ditch, while I fucked the corpse, thank you Advice dog!
Advice dog helped me get out of a speeding ticket!I only had to kill 7 officers and take off my raincoat!Thanks advice dog!!!!
As of May 12, 2009 I will stop giving out advice.
…just kidding
Advice dog got me off paint thinner. Thanks advice dog!
I was lost in life, stuck in a dead-end job, had a large family, but thanks to Advice Dog, i’m free! FREE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
you are all welcome; no more soup
whos awesome? not you, advice dog.
Advice dog taught me to not care about people who call in for tech support. THANKS ADVICE DOG!!!
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Advice dog told me to torture and kill politicians and lawyers istead of human beings. Thanks Advice dog!!!
Advice dog told me to torture and kill politicians and lawyers instead of human beings. Thanks Advice dog!!!
Advice Dog told me being affected of Tourettes is NOT being possessed by Satan. I feel better now. Thanks Advice Dog!
advice dog helped me with economy i killed 30 hookers and i save 300 bucks!!!